TO ALL WHO LOVE BOSTON AND IT'S WICKED WEIRD ATTITUDE AS MUCH AS I DO!! 


U KNOW U WENT TO BOSTON WHEN...

- it finally makes sense to you why people drive up to another state to get beer.

- from now on you order jimmies on top of your ice cream.

- you use the word WICKED at least once in every sentence.

- you drive 80mph and still honk at the guy in front of you for going so slow.

- you dream about the RED SOX. 

- you bought a "Yankees suck" shirt or hat.

- you know that the curse of the Bambino is not a tale from Indiana Jones.

- you know what a hoodsie is.

- you know that the "Big Dig" is not only an ice cream flavor.

- you drove to the mountains and the ocean all in one day.

- you know that there's no subway, but a "T".

- you have heard that guys named Derek Jeter and Johnny Damon are worse than Jack the Ripper.

- you miss seeing CVS or Dunkin' Donuts signs.

- you are familiar with the 25 letter alphabet.

- you stop questioning why people have an ice-scraper in their car all year round.

- you know that Gloucester is not pronounced Glouchester and Worcester not Worchester.

- you have heard people complaining about the heat wave that lasted for 3 days with temperatures in the 
  80's.

- you got a black eye for using the words "New York".

- you know what a rotary is.

- you don't care anymore when the weather changes from 75 and sunny to 25 and snowy.

- you noticed people knew exactly where they were on October 27, 2004 at 10:40pm.

- you have learned that using an indicator is a sign of weakness.

- you know what a bubbalah is.

- you stopped wondering what a pockabook and popcahn is.

- you still don't get the question "Hahwahyah?"

- you know that 128 can also mean 95.

- you know who the Sox, the Pats and the Broons are.

- you feel like you are in Beacon Hill if a street is named after a tree.

- you have learned to stay on the right in a one way street to make room for oncoming traffic.

- you are smart enough to grab the first parking spot you see, cause there will be no "better" one.

- you know breakdown lanes are not for broken down cars, but for speeding during rush hour.

- you have learned double parking IS PROHIBITED everywhere else in the world.

- you finally understand why we use "up" and "down" to give directions (since the North End is east of the
  West End)

- you know that "Opening Day" is not a holiday in all of the US.

- you don't worry about the fact that the tickets for the 'T 'all have a first name (Charlie).

- you have never pahked your cah in Hahvid Yahd. 

- you know that a 'Duck Tour' doesn't have anything to do with ducks.